"When u travel by train ,there are many things from nature that you can really appreciate" Agatha Christie

eiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Hola hola.....so following Mrs Christie advise, we are challenging ourselves to the night train to Koh Samui,,,,we don,t like perfection so we took second class tickets (well the true is that it was much more cheaper,,hehehe) with air conditioning and bunk beds!! It does not sound bad,but I am not very sure about the sleeping!!
Anyway ,I am still jet-lagged and my body wakes up from 8 pm until 5 am...so I cannot believe i am becoming a real vampire,with the difference I am not up to blood yet!!!!
So maybe the train is gonna be a quite challenging adventure!!! I am sure...
No one would said I am a luxurious international trolley dolley..!!! Maybe is because my very strong gypsie roots or it is simply my weirdness that makes me go always for the cheapest and the adventurous: if I could I would always be eating in the street,walking barefoot, following the locals,using my backpack and wearing my bikini plus flipflops...but well when you travel with people you always have to adapt yourself to the others and not only this,try to learn from the others!!!
Santi is more classy than I ,so keeping positive ,,I will say is good to seat in a table and enjoy a nice and cold beer ,it is good to try to behave when you are eating and control your burps and be a little bit lady like!! why not ehhh!!!!
today I had a very good massage,a Thai massage and so cheap!! I only paid 5 pounds for an hour,,God these girls are billions worth it!!! Alway so nice and then after ur nice massage we enjoyed our tea,What else can you ask for for 5 pounds!!!
I keep on eating very spicy food and everytime I am havig it I say the same to myself:" Leti,this is the last time you are eating glass noodle a la superhottie style" . How can I be so tremendoulsy stubborn???
Anyway I am writing now because I don't know when I am gonna be able to write again: tomorrow I am going to meet all my group,the teachers,my new home for a month,in a beautiful island that I have nver been before and that I hope does not start moving back and forward in time??? Does it sound to much LOST??? i will let you Know soon , my Dharma friends!!!
Make love and practice yoga
Namaste
xxx

DAY 2. STICKY AND SWEAT

I am sorry but today I am writing in Spanish ,,This is in honour of my wondermamma coz she does not understand the English and she deserves to Know where I am going to encounter the danger init??? Well I dunno if many people is reading this but I feel good writing so if there is only one person o 2 o3 o3333333 o whoever and u wanna Know all this excitiment of my life plus u dunno understand The Spanish (apart from tortilla y jamon yvino),,u can use the www.thesaurus.com ( good dictionary for translation,,,pitty does not translate rude words,,upps I did it again!!!)

Mamma,,,,mira que escribo en castellano rustico asi me entiendes!! ahhhh
Bueno hoy me he levantado como Mecano: hoy no me puedo levantar!! estoy tan sudada que me encuentro fatal!!! jajajjaj,,pero ehh esto es bangkok,,se me habia olvidado del calor tropical y pegajoso enganchoso de este pais,,,,pero me encanta!1 es diferente y ahi esta el trick de la cuestion,,,Jo aunque como colmo desayunarte un porridge con leche supermegacaliente con una banana mezclada a las cuatro especias no ayuda,,porque luego me quede como una hoguera de San Juan: echando fuego por todos los laos!! Madre mia,,,,,,
Bien hemos hecho un poco de sightseeng en el tuktuktuktuk,,,aunque el coleguilla nos ha tomao mas el pelo que nada!! claro muy barato ya decia yo peroes que todo en esta vida que vale poco tiene truco,,asi que nos ha llevao a la tienda de su primo lejanisimo de Nepal a haber si nos haciamos unos trajes con corbatas!! blabla,,,vaya rollo nos ha metido el pobre!pero que penica si es eso lo que tienen que hacer para ganar dinero pues a aguantar ,,y asi le hemos aguantao el rollo hasta que le hemos dicho que lo pensariamos, y se ha quedao con una cara de Al Paccino en El Padrino que te cagas!! Madre mia ,,aqui no solo tienes que tener miedo de los camisetas rojas,,tambien de los vendedores que despues de meterte el rollo no les haces el business!! yo pense que el hombre nos iba a sacar la navaja y cortarnos a trozos para hacer el Pad Thai de la comida!!! ufff
Anyway el tuktuk driver nos queria llevar a la tienda de su hermano que vendia vuelos a no se donde y le hemos dicho que NOOOO,,,llevanos a ver el Superbuda acostao (reclining Budha) y nos dejas ahi,,,y el cojonudo nos ha llevado a otro maravillo templo ,vamos donde le ha dado la gana!!! joer
Pues nada que hemos cogido un taxi al final continuando con el turisteo. Luego fuimos a probar una clase de hot yoga en bkk,,,joer que wonderful!! claro un estudio de pelicula,,,con unos probadores que parecian la casa de la barbie mil maravillas!!claro ya estamos hablando de la zona rica de bangkok,,,donde todo cambia,la gente ya no va medio descalza, y las tiendas pasan a SER Gucci,Armani!! pero me ha encantado,,la gente asiatica tiene otra mentalidad!! aunque no lo parezca son mucho mas abiertos y adelantados que nosotros en muchas cosas. A los thai les encanta practicar yoga,hot yoga,,,y la verdad es que ese estudio y los profes que tienen dicen mucho de esto..!!!
pero imaginad...tanto sudar,sudar pues a sudar mas!!! lo que no me he dado cuenta es que tanto andar con flip flops por las calles guarrillas de bkk me dejaron los pies mas negro que el tizon,,jo pues imaginad!! en la clase ,en primera fila, con todas las thai pijas girls,,,y yo levantando la pata con mi pie guarro del coponnnn!!! Amennnnnnnnnnnn
jajajjajaja this is me!!!!!!!
Bueno cuerpo sano en mente sana con pies negros,,me encanta jajajaj!!!
Pero la recompensa ha sido buena,,despues de sudar y machacar el body hay que darle energyyyy!!!
que mejor que un Pad Thai noodles con zumo de Papaya a la tailandesa,,y todo esto por tres euros!!! ( y yo pensadno joer que caroooo!!!) asi da gusto viajar.....
Bueno ahora de momento se ha puesto a llover,aunque aun hace calor de espanto, pero al menos espero que refresque un pocooooo,,,,y si para, estoy tentada de irme a dar otro masaje en mis piececitos lindos (que en España me da verguenza porque la people se piensa que mis pies vienen del dinosaurio Austrolopitevcus,,,,)......
Y otra Singha a lo mejor,,,,Uppppsss asi da gusto vivir,,verdad????

Day 1 in the Pad-Thai Land,,,,,,,,

Hiiiiiiiii yaaaa!!!!
Finally, after a long and adventurous flight I got to Bang-bang-kokokokoko city,,,,,!!! God I felt the same as every time I have been here before,,,so comfortable,so happy....Until after passing the passport control I went to pick my suitcase up and lalalalaal,,,,,nothing was running on the KLM 788 belt,,,,So that means that my suitcase with all my primark knickers and ,bobby and billy,,,,,,,was somewhere else???????Yeah the poor thing is in Amsterdam and is coming tomorrow at 8.am,so they will send it to the hotel we are staying in.
Well,after this little incident I waited for Santi to arrive, I hanged around the airport and visited the toilet 5 times in a hour (is me the only one who feels like weeing like crazy after every flight???),,,,,So yeah,Santi arrived and after trying to bargain with the boss of all the taxi drivers to give us a lift for less than 10 pounds,,,,we decided to take the bus to the ,wonderful,awsome,crazy,dirty,,,Khao San Road!!! Aiii I love this city!! I will never get tired of it,,things have not changed within 3 years...Thai say Bkk is safe() dunno worry,,and yeah this is what it looks like!!! We found a cheap hotel close to Khao and we then went out for a walk!!!
I want to eat crunchy insects but I have not been lucky this time. Hopefully I will find them somewhere around the city within the next two days,,,and then maybe eating them I will get over my spidergirl trauma!!!!
Ohhh I had a foot massage and ohhh that was heaven,,I have been in heaven!!! the poor Thai girl must have thought I was having an orgasm with my aiiii,ohhhh,yeahhh!!!!
Probably it was but after such a long day I am not very in control of all my senses and emotions,hehehe!!!
Anyway I could not help it and I ended up buying some baggy pants,hippie and blue and delightful!!! But I am going to behave coz today is the first day and We have a month to go!!! and after that a delicious Thai dinner with a Singha looking at all the old man hanging on with the pretty and young thai girls (bizarre ehh???),,But well this is Bkk:lights,noise,smell of curry,bargain,tuk-tuk,,,,What else???? Oh God I love travelling and I will never get tired of it!Open your mind,open ur horizons: THIS IS THE F*****G AND AMAZING LIFEEE!!AHHHH

Things are not easy...but well here is the challenge....!!!

AIAIAIAIAI!!!LIKE THE OLD GRANNIES SAY WHEN SOMETHING IS NOT IN ITS PLACE....
BUT WELL THIS IS ME TODAY,,,,AIAIAIAIAIA!!! STILL IN BARCELONA,,,I HAVE TRIED TO GET IN ONE KLM FLIGHT BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS FULL AND THERE WERE 3 GUYS LOOKING LIKE THE ROLLING STONES BAND (BELIEVE OR NOT THEY WORK FOR KLM,,,) THAT TOOK ALL THE SEATS AVAILABLE,,,,

I TRIED TO GET ON A FLIGHT WITH TRANSAVIAN AIRLINES,,BUT THE STAFF THERE COUULD NOT GIVE ME A SEAT COZ THEY HAVE FUNNY RULES (WELCOME TO SPAIN EII!!!),,,SO I WENT BACK AGAIN TO KLM WHERE THEY HAVE TRIED TO LIST ME TO ANOTHER FLIGHT TO BKK. I DID NOT KNOW THEY COULD CHECKED UR SUITCASE ALL THE WAY THROUGH THAILAND. SO I REALLY HOPE IT GETS SAFE AND NOT FULL OF WHITE POWDER,,COZ IF DOES SO,,,I CAN IMAGINE PRACTICING MY YOGA BETWEEN BARS,BUT WELL I CAN BECOME A SEXY NEW LADY GAGA,,,AND USE THE TETTETETETELEPHONE TO CALL A SEXYMAMAMAMANNNN TO COME A PICK ME UP????

WELL I AM WATING AT BCN AIRPORT STILL!!!!!!! WITH MY FINGERS CROSSED AND MY TOES INTERLOCKED,,,,AND THINKING OF PLAN B AND C IF A DOES NOT WORK,,,

KISSES FOR THE UNCERTAINNNNNNNNNNNN
MJUA

Ready to gooooo....

Uauuu!!! It is nearly 01.00 am and tomorrow it is gonna be a harsh day, jumping from airports and dragging my suitcase I am still thinking is even heavier than I????? God,god..It looks I am going in a mission to explore the all world,,,,,

I am tired now,,,but well I suppose tomorrow I will be excited when my adventure starts!!ahhhh
This is why I am starting this kind of diary,,,I wanna share this experience with you and
I' d like you to write anythingI that goes through your mind,,,because this is what I am going to do,,,at the end ofthe the day the most stupid things they are the funniest and the unforgettable!! does it make sense???

Well I hope u join me in this .Off to bed and ready to start this adventure...
Thailand here I comeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
love

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